Hello!

 

I'm Romaine Patterson host of the "Derek and Romaine" Show on Sirius/XM Radio! But most of our listeners know me as the Dildo Whisperer.

 

How does one become you a Dildo Whisperer you ask? Well, it is pretty simple actually. Most of my life I have had a million questions about the sex lives of others. Ask just about any one of my friends and they can tell you a story about a time when I cornered them and made them spill all the details of their sex lives. I guess I've always just wanted to understand what people enjoy and why. When I first started my radio show I began having various "sexperts" on with us to talk about sex and sex toys. I was like a sponge taking in all of their knowledge until one day I realized that I had compiled so much information that I knew more then most of our individual sexperts.   Over the past six years I have taken pride in my ability to share what I have learned about sex and sex toys. I believe in helping others understand what they can do to improve their sex lives in a positive and healthy way. I partnered with Love U Parties because I share their values and business practices. I want EVERYONE to enjoy toys that are safe for their bodies and of the highest quality.  

 

So take a look at my new line of toys! Just follow the links at the top of the page to shop online.   I hope you will enjoy them as much as I do.

 

If you want me to host a special "Dildo Whisperer" party let me know and I will see what I can do to make that happen! After all who better to help you pick out a great toy then the Dildo Whisperer. And if you are like me and want to learn more about this industry you too could be the next Dildo Whisperer. I am happy to help you learn the ways of the Dildo Whisperer and in no time you could be hosting your own parties for your friends.

 

In the mean time, please enjoy my new store and all the wonderful toys inside!